Birthday Sandwich (Suho/Baekhyun/Tao)

[saitheisonfire]

birthday sandwich | suho/baekhyun/tao (suhoisin sauce spread all over a baekon taoco) | nc-17 | the may birthday boys make a sandwich.

Comments

[knackchan08]

“You couldn’t even top a pizza anyway.”
“I too can top!” “Yeah, the floor.”
SOBBING THIS IS SO TRUE THOUGH LMAO

and omg i didn't expect double intrusion holy shit asdjskldjfks dies this was awesome.

[zeraiya]

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Forgive me oh fellow head minister, but I tried to review this a while back and my livejournal fucked out and then I forgot and now I just remembered and eek.

In short:

[zeraiya]

Also "suhoisin sauce spread all over a baekon taoco"

BRB JUST DYING

[saitheisonfire]

omg can you imagine what Tao would do if he actually lost his virginity to a girl (or a boy who knows)

I think he might cry from it or something /shot

Tao can top the first floor of a 10 story building and that's it

I MEAN JUST LOOK AT HIM

[zeraiya]

I lol every time I see Tao because he is like a fucking princess.

And when you just mentioned his first time being with a girl my mind just... blanked. Because... oh my god he would cry! He would run back to his geges and cry and they would have to give him a doll so he could show where he was touched. /shot

Also, funny you should say that xD I'm actually writing Baekyeol atm ._. I'm writing 3 things, actually because my mind doesn't understand the concept of JUST WAIT One of them is like smut related, and I will make sure to adhere to the way of Baekhyun Bottoms For No One teachings. I hope to start writing it by the end of this week. I would start earlier but I have so many essays due by Wednesday it's insane. Don't people understand that I have smut to write.

Great now that I have stalking permission I will always be here.... watching.... waiting ._.

[yukichi_1004]

straight gay Portuguese lmfao

and shit
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poor tao
lmfao

he can only top the floor xxD

[saitheisonfire]

he's been doing martial arts for years he can take the cramped spaces in his anus /dumb laughing

I'm sorry but the day Tao tops is the day Kris shrinks let's be real

thank you for reading!

[moanyu]

This is my first time reading an EXO fanfic like this and woah i'm impressed with baekhyun lmao

[selayne]

I loved everything about this except "Without any warning, he presses the head of his cock against Zi Tao’s entrance and enters" because ow. I don't think it would go in that easy and without doing any harm >_>
The closest Tao will ever come to topping is that his name starts with a T. Ok, that wasn't even funny ... OTL