Seeking Sponsorship

Mar 17, 2003 01:30

You know, I'm thankful for the prison bitch syndrome. Adam and Eve were probably ugly as (forgive the reference) hell, and the only reason they "got it on" was due to the fact that there was nothing better around. After all, it's a part of humanity that we NEED some lovin' once in a while. At least until we get old... then no one wants us ( Read more... )

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Let me count the ways... mydearestjude March 17 2003, 05:08:12 UTC
I have missed you, Mr. Langworthy. Goddamn.

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Like zumiez.com stickers in my bed... saitorr March 17 2003, 08:55:51 UTC
Why?

I just spout off popular phrases and make friends with everyone.

Is that really respectable?

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Corky Corky Corky rabidsquid March 17 2003, 09:40:18 UTC
We've got super powers.

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Re: Like zumiez.com stickers in my bed... mydearestjude March 17 2003, 10:11:13 UTC
No one ever said that I respected you. <3

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anonymous March 17 2003, 23:29:16 UTC
dropping your pants in the post office would be more like terror-jism
eww gross!

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rabidsquid March 17 2003, 23:58:45 UTC
Listen, whoever you may be. You need to tell me the secret of insta orgasm, because for most of us it takes more than just dropping our pants in the post office.

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Dirty Work saitorr March 18 2003, 21:47:36 UTC
THOSE would be the words of Miss Emily. She is currently being held in year-long torture at RIT, but she hasn't cracked and spilled the secret.

Yet.

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anonymous March 18 2003, 22:20:12 UTC
so my sense of humor does it pride itself on practicality....

xoxo,
em

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anonymous March 18 2003, 22:21:30 UTC
and i can't spell either, damn!

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anonymous March 18 2003, 22:20:47 UTC
so my sense of humor doesn't pride itself on practicality....

xoxo,
em

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