The following story is written under Langworthian mythology.

Please consult the texts located at Bleak Miffed-ology and Bleak Miffed-ology: Director's Cut for references if you are unfamiliar with the personae.

Bufred and the Length of PavementBufred, son of Burak, was visiting his cousin Opal in Scarborough near Toronto, Canada. He knocked on ( Read more... )

Here ends my journal ( Read more... )

That was just a vote to appease the masses.

Novel starts soon.

Alright, I'm thinking of a new take on my journal, and I want some feedback ( Read more... )

With the looming approach of a great many depressants entering my system (classes), I've decided to put into words my take on razor-sharp razors and their uses in society, the home, and your sex life [... outside of the home ( Read more... )

Well it's been five long years and my vow of silence induced by coma is finally over. Boy did I have some crazy dreams ( Read more... )

There are only TWO (2) circumstances under which I post in this journal ( Read more... )

Some day I'm going to throw a cocaine party. This won't be your usual cocaine party (we ALL know how those are... boring), instead I'm going to have "trick lines" set up and people will have to do zig-zags and circles. Instead of a ball pit like the ones in Chucky Cheese, I'll water down some coke and have a coke pit for the kids. They can ( Read more... )

You know, I'm thankful for the prison bitch syndrome. Adam and Eve were probably ugly as (forgive the reference) hell, and the only reason they "got it on" was due to the fact that there was nothing better around. After all, it's a part of humanity that we NEED some lovin' once in a while. At least until we get old... then no one wants us ( Read more... )

If I were involved in a love/hate relationship, I'd want to cuddle/cudgel the other person. Unless it were with something like a microwave. Then I'd just want to cudgel it, but restrain myself. Unless they started to design microwaves that looked/acted/felt like women! Actually, that would suck because the microwave would get offended when you ( Read more... )