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IntoxiCANs

May 12, 2003 18:28

There are only TWO (2) circumstances under which I post in this journal ( Read more... )

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rabidsquid May 12 2003, 18:15:12 UTC

You've got it ALL WRONG.

I want to live down river from an industrial plant so my offspring can become the mutants, not because the mutants and sewage will taste pleasant.

Although, that is an absolutely spectacular side effect.

Goddammit, Jacob! rabidsquid May 12 2003, 18:17:51 UTC

My comment isn't showing up. I blame you.

Re: Goddammit, Jacob! saitorr May 14 2003, 15:30:49 UTC

View THIS!

my_konstantine May 12 2003, 19:15:58 UTC

I have TANG.

:)

Watermelon Bombs saitorr May 14 2003, 15:30:17 UTC

This post, and the one before it (not counting the one irrationally blaming me for the fickleness of the internet) remind me of an experiment I saw once. I think it was on Pen and Teller something or other. Anyways, they took two twins, sprayed one with pheromones, then had women do "hot" scenes with them. The women chose the second guy having more "chemistry" than the other every time.

So what I'm saying is, it's good to be last. TANG, we'll always love you. You're hot.

I want "some".

P.S. All the words in quotes can be arranged to make "hot chemistry-some", when a hyphen is added. It's better than a threesome!

anonymous May 12 2003, 22:15:38 UTC

How did I get here, why do I have to read this filth, while Beethoven's 5th is in the background...dammit stop licking me.
Your not my real dad, i hate you dad....GET OUT OF MY HEAD
I bid you a good day,
Sir

Beethoven's NEIN (th)! saitorr May 14 2003, 15:34:44 UTC

First of all, your name is Sir? Second of all, get some sleep Mike! Third of all, if you wax the chickens, there's no chance of batting it infield with the hotdog vendor in the bathroom.

Know what I mean?

Harry Potter shabarshabaz May 17 2003, 01:00:56 UTC

Hear about the guy in england that was stealing chapters from the new book? He worked in some shipping place, and was stealing the book a few pages at a time. He got caught cuz he called up a newspaper or a magazine and asked if they wanted to buy the first three chapters for a large amount of money. I sure woulda kept them for myself. Or, you know, just stolen the whole book... since I'm sure it'd be just as easy... and there'd be a smaller chance of getting caught.. since about 50 or so books are missing pages now.