Looks like what we have for first spork of the month is a slash fan. It goes to show you that it's not only the sues that make the decent saiyuki ficcers want to die. I was trying to find something different besides your regular mystic goddess/powerful and deadly demon/four girls who got sucked in saiyukiverse through a toaster sort of storyline. ( Read more... )

Guess who has returned from her. -stares at her Calendar- Oh sweet lord.

I'm terribly sorry for those who have waited a VERY long time for an update. I have only recently found time to update as of now and I see that I have a lot of catching up to do.

Okay, so I'm not as dedicated as weiss_badfics But seeing that the emergence of gawdawful fic has increased ( Read more... )

Let’s see. A Rainbow, Sparklypoo portals, Jeeps on their way home from a cosplay and now a lottery ticket. I swear, these suethors will do anything just to get their mitts on the canon characters. Next thing you know, there will be sues coming out of a toaster.

Title of The abomination of nature Fanfic: We Have A Winner Sure, if stupidity had a ( Read more... )

Now, the fic I was currently aiming for was starting to burn my eyes just way too much that I had to take a break from it and look for something that won’t take the strength of a million Son Goku’s to spork. Now, I’d like to personally thank quietladybirman for pointing me to the direction of this freaking sue. This one is totally asking for it and hooray for me ( Read more... )

Do you know how it feels to wish that your eyes would just fall out of their sockets and that your brain would just suddenly set itself on fire? Reading this fic reminded me of what that feeling is ACTUALLY like. Not only is the story plain horrible and WTF material, the ficcer also manages to mangle two of my fandoms. I did not want to do this but ( Read more... )

Yes, okay - so once again, I’ve neglected this journal for too long. But as schoolwork and real life calls, I can’t really do anything about it. Except for one thing - mass sporking in one day. Which I can certainly accommodate to, seeing as the The Pit has so many bad fics that just need to be stabbed repeatedly with sporks. So! Let’s get this ( Read more... )

Yup. I decided to look through the Saiyuki fandom and see what other abominations they plan to expose us fic readers to.

This is what I got:

Saiyuki Meets Gundam by Lost Cursed Angel

This is a Saiyuki X Gundam Wing Crossover. Later there will be fluff and later still limeish stuff. Doesn't that sound fun? The Rating will raise to an M if need ( Read more... )

I like these portions that I slap onto this journal! I shall rant from now on then!

This was written, still in fanficrants a few days ago.

I'm sorry, who are you again?Dear Somebody's sister suethor ( Read more... )

These were posted in fanficrants But I felt like putting them here.

Sacred Scriptures 101Dear Saiyuki Fandom ( Read more... )

There are other ways to pull off fluff, sweetheart. And it’s definitely not this. I understand that you want 39 58, I suppose as far as preferences go, it’ll be alright to do that. But as soon as the Sanzo-ikkou start acting like people from Sweet Valley High, It’s definitely time to start re-thinking your fic.

Title of The abomination of nature ( Read more... )