drunken LJ 2004

[salaciousx]

good weekend, thus far. you saw the post last night, so here is saturday

Comments

[isthatatictac]

your denial about breaking the screen was also hilarious.
hey unky hale! skanks for the memories!

[ktrout17]

Is this the punk rock Dan who used to have huge spikes in his hair and wear a leather jacket with a green Mr. Yuk-like face on it, who would hang around Indy with Josh Johnson and was also in a band with him for a couple of months?

That guy is a badass. He and Josh Johnson used to hang out with people I worked with, and the word is that they did indeed like to show people their penises. The word is also that Dan can felate himself.

Also, I would have invited you over for laundry, but the thing is I was already using the machines myself, and so it wouldn't have worked. Plus I live with a middle-aged man, which is weird, and I don't like to subject people to that atmosphere.

[lillymarlene]

you know I've heard the word "felate" a number of times, but who ever uses "cunniling"?
As in, "Man, I bet that guy has no idea how to cunniling a girl proper."

try to use it in a sentence today.

[ktrout17]

I don't know if it's a reflection of gender-bias in the English language or not, but whereas "fellatio" has the corresponding verb "to fellate", "cunnilingus" has no such corresponding verb, and conventionally we're forced to use the cumbersome "perform cunnilingus on." However, I am very sympathetic to your effort to balance the linguistic scales in favor of gender equality, and I also very much like your coinage of "cunniling", so I will make an effort to incorporate it into the vernacular.

Also, according to Dictionary.com, the adjective form of cunnilingus is "cunnilingual." To my knowledge, there is no adjective form of fellatio, but, while we're in the spirit, we might come up with something like "fellation" or "fellatistic."

[ktrout17]

shut up

[skagirlie]

props to the music selection.

[claredelune]

hi !!!!!!!