ok...lemme say this. i may have been really drunk last night ( Read more... )

fuck all this shit ( Read more... )

i'll wear the badge
and you wear the mask
this way i can trivialize
your game of catch-me-if-you-can
life becomes much easier to live
if i pretend it was written
for a saturday morning audience
so you take this bag of money
and a ten second head start
and i can lock you away forever
for running off with my heart

if my mind had a GO corner things would be easier. i have these breaks, the hiatus i take from my writing and i always regret it. its much like an internal to external (transition, that is from my mind to the page) game of monopoly. i start off, pass the ghettos, make my rounds, and sooner or later i land on new york, marvin gardens, and park place ( Read more... )

ask me something you always wanted to ask me
no matter what it is im going to answer it...
dont just read this on your friends page and skip over it
and please be creative or thoughtful, dont waste my time

if there was ever any question as to what the best show on television is, those questions were answered in four hours, split across a sunday and monday night. or better yet, it can be summed up in 6 short words ( Read more... )

its not that i am unappreciative of my life. i just happen to be absent minded. compile that with a wandering mind- a constant choose-your-own adventure if you will- and you have me, constantly analyzing my new position, knowing all to well that i will be starting my cycle all over again. one day aware and focused, the next searching for some ( Read more... )

so 2006 arrived. it rolled in quicker than imagined...as our countdown was approximately 16 seconds late. but nonetheless, it rolled in and there i stood, surrounded by friends. and the ones who i couldn't be with resonated our shared happiness through the speaker. and my dad said i love you and sounded genuinely happy. and i could hear my sister ( Read more... )

*please visit the Stupid Desk if you do not get this ( Read more... )

1. What did you do in 2005 that you'd never done before? bought a new car on my own ( Read more... )