The Elevator: A Tale in Three Parts

[salisbury]

It was about three months ago that the experience of entering the elevator and farting struck me as interesting. It wasn't the fact that this was an unusual experience for me, but instead the realization that this was merely another occurrence in a pattern of behavior. I had farted in that elevator many, many times before and I most likely would

Comments

Amusing read....

[lipf3tish]

After your adventures in said elevator, I think it would be safest to take the stairs from now on. There's ample room for 'breaking wind' I'm sure.

Your stories are always extremely amusing ~ ~

[thairishkat]

Sounds like you kept your cool during the whole elevator situation. Man, scary.

[gleipnir23]

As I am a gentleman, I refrain from sharing my gift of gas with her

Well aint she a lucky gal.

[salisbury]

I had to retire it after you, as the idea of farting around another woman was just too painful.

[gleipnir23]

I'm envious of the other ladies. The day that you decided it "was the right time in our relationship to fart" was a very dark day for me.

[gleipnir23]

you back from your honeymoon??

[gleipnir23]

Looks like you had an awesome time! I looove the parasailing photos.

Hmmm.

[bmcknight477]

I think I totally would have pushed out the loudest, longest, smelliest fart possible in the company of the drunk lady (preferably in the elevator or some other enclosed space) from wisconsin, errr, virginia, errr, whatever. If she made me feel that awkward, I would have done my best to return the favor.