jaja, i crack me up.

LIGER SIGHTING

so after i nearly killed myself getting here today (left home at 6:30 am, mudslides everywhere, malibu canyon was closed, mulholland was closed, topanga canyon was closed, sunset was closed, the 101 was a parking lot and the 405 was closed down to one lane because of water damage to the road, PCH was flooded at the 10 in both directions, but ( Read more... )

today has been, mostly, crap. people have been who they are; most of all, me. to err on the side of the melodramatic, thanks but no thanks, life.

in ten minutes when my ride gets here my endless day of going back to delaware begins. a flight from lax to chicago, a layover, and then a flight to philly. i am sad, because i don't want to leave kyla and the warm weather and, immediately, my bed where i was just very contentedly snoozing away. but i am so happy because i can't wait to see my ( Read more... )

mike told me this morning that with the wind chill it was -10°F in wilmington.

weather.com says it is currently 15°F, feels like -4°F. ugh.

here it is 61°F and sunny.

on friday in dover it will be high of 41°F, low of 23°F, and mostly cloudy.

here it will be high of 66°F, low of 42°F, and sunny. what was i thinking. depressing!

oh man does this suck!

i keep spelling tortfeasor wrong. what a numbskull i am today ( Read more... )

kyla: i saw a pack of hasidic jews yesterday.
me: ...what? pacific chews?

3 signs that i am insane today.

1. i am indulgently amazed and personally encouraged, almost, at the thought that the $140 million disney severance package suit is being decided by a judge from dagsboro, of all the multitudinous southern delaware shithole nowheres ( Read more... )