ME- I have never seen a greater Craigslist Ad in my entire life. I want to print it out, roll it up and shove it in my vag for the remainder of time. The end
THEM- Well, Im really glad you liked it.
They flagged the one I had in Orange County CL because it was "objectionable"
ME- I would live with you if I could.
THEM- No, you dont want to...
You'd get sick of creepy ghost hands coming out of the walls all the time, when you just want to get up & use the fucking bathroom or whatever
& those weird ancient viking vibes around here I seem to attract
Plus, its totally hard to keep the house cleaned up with all these stoopid poltergeists throwing shit around...
(Its kind of like getting a puppy -- at first its cute, but after a while you just want to kick it through a plate glass window after it poops on the couch for the 8th time...)
But thanks!
ME- I think the issue is that you are not wearing NEARLY enough corpse paint, you have to cake that shit ON man.
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I have never seen a greater Craigslist Ad in my entire life.
I want to print it out, roll it up and shove it in my vag for the
remainder of time.
The end
THEM-
Well, Im really glad you liked it.
They flagged the one I had in Orange County CL because it was
"objectionable"
ME-
I would live with you if I could.
THEM-
No, you dont want to...
You'd get sick of creepy ghost hands coming out of the walls all the
time, when you just want to get up & use the fucking bathroom or
whatever
& those weird ancient viking vibes around here I seem to attract
Plus, its totally hard to keep the house cleaned up with all these
stoopid poltergeists throwing shit around...
(Its kind of like getting a puppy --
at first its cute, but after a while you just want to kick it through
a plate glass window after it poops on the couch for the 8th time...)
But thanks!
ME-
I think the issue is that you are not wearing NEARLY enough corpse
paint, you have to cake that shit ON man.
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I love you.
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