"Perfect for Metal Fans"

Mar 07, 2008 18:30

Have you been looking for a Satanic Cottage in SoCal?

Well here ya go!

satanic cottage

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beetlefuck March 8 2008, 03:04:15 UTC
I'm especially attracted to the "overpowering stench of death."

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sallystardust March 8 2008, 19:28:39 UTC
I knew you would be.

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wicked_swank March 9 2008, 05:25:07 UTC
HAHAHAHA that is the BEST ad I have EVER seen.

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sallystardust March 9 2008, 16:14:00 UTC
Totally. I am so glad to have found it. Made my day... Week... Month...

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wicked_swank March 9 2008, 20:18:38 UTC
ME-
I have never seen a greater Craigslist Ad in my entire life.
I want to print it out, roll it up and shove it in my vag for the
remainder of time.
The end

THEM-
Well, Im really glad you liked it.

They flagged the one I had in Orange County CL because it was
"objectionable"

ME-
I would live with you if I could.

THEM-
No, you dont want to...

You'd get sick of creepy ghost hands coming out of the walls all the
time, when you just want to get up & use the fucking bathroom or
whatever

& those weird ancient viking vibes around here I seem to attract

Plus, its totally hard to keep the house cleaned up with all these
stoopid poltergeists throwing shit around...

(Its kind of like getting a puppy --
at first its cute, but after a while you just want to kick it through
a plate glass window after it poops on the couch for the 8th time...)

But thanks!

ME-
I think the issue is that you are not wearing NEARLY enough corpse
paint, you have to cake that shit ON man.

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sallystardust March 10 2008, 02:04:30 UTC
BAHAHAHAHA

I love you.

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