Comments | salmajhayek: hold onto your balls, bitches.

salmajhayek

hold onto your balls, bitches.

Feb 13, 2008 19:58

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evanrachelwood February 14 2008, 18:02:02 UTC

I really hope you stick around.

salmajhayek February 14 2008, 18:46:23 UTC

i'll do my best not to disappoint.

idinakimmenzel February 14 2008, 18:21:47 UTC

Where have you been all my life, gorgeous?

salmajhayek February 14 2008, 18:47:00 UTC

eating matzo cereal and communing with the Yiddisha Nightingale's of the world. y tu?

idinakimmenzel February 15 2008, 04:13:29 UTC

Waiting around for you to come sweep me off my feet, obviously!

jaredleto February 14 2008, 18:42:13 UTC

Hey Salma. Will you be my Valentine.

salmajhayek February 14 2008, 18:47:40 UTC

only if you'll be my Beautiful Lie, Jeraldo.

jaredleto February 14 2008, 19:33:33 UTC

I can be beautiful (Obviously) but I can't lie. I love you only for your breasts and the way you smack me for looking at them. It'd never work out.

salmajhayek February 14 2008, 19:51:26 UTC

what an ungrateful son of a wildebeast you are, Leto. i thought you were fond of my ass, too. i only smack you so you'll appreciate how bouyant they are and will probably stay until the end of time. we can work it out, panchito, one vainglorious kick in the pants at a time.

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colin_farrell February 14 2008, 19:23:57 UTC

YOU TELL HIM HE CANT HAVE YOU SALMA. YOU TELL HIM RIGHT NOW.

salmajhayek February 14 2008, 19:29:47 UTC

LOWER THE PIPE, TUBBY, I'LL DO NO SUCH THING.

colin_farrell February 14 2008, 19:40:40 UTC

Sigh. He is the only one I am willing to share with. He can have the other pillow. HI BONITA, I AM SO GLAD YOU ARE HERE.

salmajhayek February 14 2008, 19:56:13 UTC

HAHAHA I FEEL LIKE I'M BEING DRAGGED INTO A DARK CAVE OF LISPY MYSTERY AND MYSTERIOUS PERFUME. not an objection, but i just laughed so hard that i sneezed the clip from my hair. I'M GLAD TO BE HERE, TOO, COLINS. HOW'S THAT BOY OF YOURS.

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rashidajones February 14 2008, 22:17:53 UTC

I, for one, will personally attest to how much trouble Colin Farrell is. Hi there and welcome around.

salmajhayek February 14 2008, 22:20:55 UTC

can you with the utmost certainty? have you given his Irish testicles a twiddle? i bet you have. he likes dark meat, you know.

rashidajones February 14 2008, 22:26:41 UTC

I can't get behind Team Ireland, not like that. Dark meat?! SALMA HAYEK, I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW.

salmajhayek February 14 2008, 23:32:56 UTC

oh that's right. you're on los cojones, not dem bollocks. i get it. (haha i don't know what that means either but boy am i laughing my breasts off) I'M SORRY WOULD YOU RATHER I IMPLY STEAK TAR TAR?

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