Taken from Nat's journal...

[salsashark20]

Make up a memory about me--something that never happened--and put it in a comment.

And if you're lucky, I may go out of my way to make it happen for your birthday. ;-)

Comments

[bigdaddypayne]

Dude... remember that time you were juggling hammers? And one flew astray and ended up embedded in Jessica Simpson's skull? And then afterward, you ate pudding with Bill Cosby and talked shit on Mexicans? That was funny.

[salsashark20]

Oh, god, that was awesome. And Jessica started crying and shit because the hammer hurt the hollow spot in her head, and I kicked her in the face and told her it was God meting out her punishment for fucking up "Jack and Diane", through me...

Best night of my life.

[diego001]

I remember the time when you put Christina Aguilera and Britney Spears up against the wall and shot them with a Mauser bolt-action rifle. That was very fun.

[salsashark20]

I can't remember--was it a fatal shot, or just a wounding shot?

[diego001]

Fatal, of course...

[salsashark20]

Where's the fun in just killing them, though?

[comedownstairs]

I remember that time you did that one-man protest against stupid people in front of Wal-Mart. Damn, that was great.

[salsashark20]

No, Natalie, something that *didn't* happen.

[spleeny]

Remember the time when every time you sneezed an anvil fell on Bill? And every anvil had a different prime number written on it? That was weird.

[salsashark20]

I'd forgotten all about that. Jeez, no wonder he had such a difficult time in office.