Just had a long conversation with Margaret, involving such fun things as why I molested girls at the Midtown, her breasts, why she should get a 900 number, my sexy phone voice, her frighteningly irritating similarity to Destiny Chick, why her boyfriend's an idiot, and other good stuff ( Read more... )

Margaret (from West Civ) and I are still conversing through e-mail. I told her last week about my doctor's appointment, and this was her reply to all that:

" Anyway, I completely agree with the doctor's visits.  I LOATH nurses.  You'll never see me quite as bitchy as when I have to talk to a nurse.  They're either really stupid or they're way to ( Read more... )

- Porn ( Read more... )

It's been a long day and a half ( Read more... )

Seriously, people. Peter Pan is the most pedophile-ridden concept ever. How the FUCK did it become such an insanely popular family movie?

Double doozie cookie for my birthday! No force shall stop me!

badong  and myself: Happy fucking birthday.

SUNDAY

I was expecting a lot more out of Sunday; last year's 64-Nipples concert gave me false expectations, and Saturday was so great I expected it would just follow course. Uh-uh.

After breakfast and a pitiful attempt to get a little more sleep, I got up and was ready to leave the hotel by eleven o'clock. Karen, Andy, and Micah were at church, and ( Read more... )

SATURDAY

Warning: This is a long post. Every concert we caught was eventful, even if I can’t talk about one of them. If you’re looking for a quick-and-funny read, you should head out. Same red-and-bold method as Friday's stories.

Woke up way too early (nine) for the continental breakfast. That was a bloody awesome breakfast - I’d recommend ( Read more... )

I need to sleep, but hell with it: Post about Music Midtown on its way. The best bits are highlighted in red.

FRIDAY

Jesus, Friday was such a mess. Aaron's test got rescheduled, so he had the option of taking it Monday morning after getting home at 3 or taking it at 1 Friday and making us later. Obviously, he went for 1 Friday, so he planned to ( Read more... )