Attention, everyone who listened to music in the 1980s:

You were wrong. Billy Joel sucks ass. "Paris Island" should be used for torture devices. However, "We didn't start the fire" is a fluke.

Go about your lives.

Before I leave:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LAURA!

20, right? Cool.

Oh, and Bre has one coming up. HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRE!

I have no idea how old you'll be, Japan, but please know that the llama will always come between us.

Shit, Bre, I have to remember to tell you about that dialogue from Spanish class last year. "I'd like to date you, but my grandmother just ( Read more... )

I've always thought this was kind of nice ( Read more... )

Because everything leading up to it SUCKS ASS ( Read more... )

Leaving for the Midtown in a little under 25 hours. Sort of. Aaron's school is really trying to assrape him--his two options for his final were 8 a.m. Monday (after getting home around 3 or 4), or at 1 tomorrow (delaying his getting to Midtown). So in an effort to alleviate the unwanted penetration of his least favorite orifice, we're meeting him ( Read more... )

Apparently, this means "you'll get your goddamn grades when we're good and ready to give 'em to ya, you semen-lickers."

Reading through the latest ljreviewz posts, I found this posted after the maintainers' debacle:

"New rule: Whoever starts quirrels, debaucheries, in-member fights, whatever have you, gets banned."

Hear that, ljreviewz ? If you start Harry Potter's first Defense Against The Dark Arts teacher's in this community, you're in big trouble!

(The post in question can be ( Read more... )

So I may be getting fired. My fault, as always. I'd be more worried about it, were I not moving next week anyways ( Read more... )

Make up a memory about me--something that never happened--and put it in a comment.

And if you're lucky, I may go out of my way to make it happen for your birthday. ;-)

So in a nutshell, I blew off studying to hurt my friend.

Anyone else tired of me being a dick? I sure as hell am.