"A flesh orgy ( Read more... )

I spent most of today thinking about my insult and your legs. I hope you're happy.

So I got a call a couple of minutes ago...wrong number from some girl named Teresa (I hope it's not the same one ( Read more... )

Sleep deprivation, a long night at work, and excessive gummibears are affecting my ability to reason and be witty ( Read more... )

I've been on some form of e-mail or another since eighth grade, and I'm only just now getting a credit/debit spam.

KathyHarpe@serbiancafe.com, if you're reading this, here's a hint: Citibank generally doesn't use l33t in its e-mails, nor do I use Citibank.

Now I'm a narcoleptic. Chocolate is verra bad ( Read more... )

So I found out today that the other two bad checks were to Wal-Mart. Facepalm. I have to pay those back next paycheck ( Read more... )

that there's an episode of "Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" playing on a TV thirty feet behind me, and I know exactly what's happening, who's speaking, and what happens next--without watching, and barely listening??

I got bored and read up on the chaji (for more information, http://www.holymtn.com/tea/Japanesetea.htm ). To sum up, it's a ritual to remind us that every encounter is a singular experience that will never happen again ( Read more... )

Peep.

Rockin' the vaginal walls.

I won't mention the 'pregnant' word when discussing future encounters, provided we're still discussing my getting head during said encounters.