HOW DO I MAKE A FUCKING POLL?

[saltdawg]

I've got a motherfucking PERMANENT ACCOUNT motherfuckers. I'm not stoopid and I'm not THAT drunk yet.

well, maybe I am that drunk.Anyway, I've found out this is a very divisive issue, and I wanted to make a poll, but fuck it. If you care, leave a message. Or comment. Or whatever the fuck they call it these days.The question is: Why do I smell like

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[cgoldfish]

I love the Mountain Goats. I love that John Darnielle captures in his lyrics everything I've ever felt in my life ever. EVER. I love that some of it makes me cry and some of it makes me want to drive fast and angry.

when you punish a person for dreaming his dream, don't expect him to thank or forgive you
the best ever death metal band out of Denton will in time both outpace and outlive you.

[saltdawg]

Well, You, LauraChicken and discogravy were exempt from this conversation. I mean we'll just start jerking each other off about this thing...I just don't understand how someone cannot like, nevertheless LOVE this fucking guy.

And, um, I believe art imitates life, so I submit this as a spot-on example. To the fucking letter. Me and the Lynx.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lxSItjgY-w

Also, if you aren't afrraid of (talk to Angel about this crap before you answer) of a little organizing, I can probably pretty much put you up in Warren.

OH GOD! I JUST FUCKING WANT EVERYONE TO FUCKING LOVE MOUNTIAN GOATS. FUCK!

ETA for photo of Lynx and me being wicked drunk....

[tatjna]

Oh. I thought you mean actual mountain goats, and was going to say I quite like them but they're weird looking and if I had to choose I think I prefer more traditionally goat-looking ones.

Not sure that's helpful.

[gutbloom]

I too am pro real life mountain goats. It's my understanding that they are hard on trolls. I have no idea what kind of music they make.

[saltdawg]

Dude, it's ANTI- troll music.
Like Banjo's and tambourines. I would think you were Immune by now...

[saltdawg]

I have a real-Life friend, who I met here...I'd link her, but I think I may be the only person she wants to be friends with on LJ. I'm not bragging or nothing, but I'm telling like it...Anyway, she told me a story that KILLED me about a ranch out in Tejas, where they had these electric-eye gates, and the "Fainting Goats" and the goats would wander too close to the gate, Gate would startle them, they would pass out, the gate would close, and then they (The fainting goats) would "Wake up", which would trigger the gate, and everyone would faint again. Texas Mobius loop!

[snatchbeast]

They speak to me. Maybe a little too much.

[snatchbeast]

and of course..

[saltdawg]

MAN, I'VE WALKED MORE THAN THAN 2 MILES WITH A CSAE OF VODKA,

)Just do you knou)

[saltdawg]

I fucking lovce you.

[mallorys_camera]

http://www.livejournal.com/poll/create.bml

[saltdawg]

When do you come to this hell-hole I call "home"? I mean, I've got MY boxes, but there are also these boxes and BOXES marked "Mother's China" that have appeared in my house.
If they weren't in my father's precision Draftsman's hand, I'd totally pitch them, but between those boxes and my own...Well, I'm going to have another drink or three and go back to sleep for a day.

I REALLY want you to visit, but if/when you come, you'll be relegated to a hoarder's paradise....

Call me. I KNOW, I KNOW. but still, do it....

[electriclime]

1) You are always FAR more drunk than you say you are.
2) AXE is for teenagers with bad acne who think porn is everything
3) Whenever you say some girl doesn't think you're a match but you do...little bells go off in my head.
4) that being said, get your fun