HOW DO I MAKE A FUCKING POLL?

[saltdawg]

I've got a motherfucking PERMANENT ACCOUNT motherfuckers. I'm not stoopid and I'm not THAT drunk yet.

well, maybe I am that drunk.Anyway, I've found out this is a very divisive issue, and I wanted to make a poll, but fuck it. If you care, leave a message. Or comment. Or whatever the fuck they call it these days.The question is: Why do I smell like

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[flying_blind]

I thought a long time about the possibilities inherent in the phrase fucking poll, but decided not to act on my impulse. Had this been a voice post, opening the possibility of interpreting it as fucking pole (or fucking Pole) I might not have been able to resist. Thank you for using text.

Maybe you smell like AXE because you crashed a bro party and got bro hugs and you've suppressed the memory?

I do love the Mountain Goats. They can make me happy and sad at the same time.

[dictator88]

In the 90s, I used to listen to these Mountain Goats cassettes a lot. I saw him a few times back then. Odd. A little after I left Denton, Texas for Boston, I heard that Denton Metal Song. Odd. I'm not really sure why I haven;t kept up with the Mountain Goats.

[lostcosmonaut]

although I like Darnielle, his music & persona don't approach anything like universal appeal -- something about his nasal singing bugs people, not to mention his lyrics' self-conscious cleverness

"Best Ever Death Metal Band in Denton" will always have a special place in my Ultimate Shuffle

--mza.

[flaxendandelion]

I've heard nothing but good about the MGs, but I can't seem to get into them.

[saltdawg]

I can't seem to post anything here anymore. MOtherfugging russians.