Ah, see? I can tell when I get grounded. This flight has landed. Phew. 2-3 days can feel like a month. My body aches and I'm hungry.

Only Retire Now and I are at work this week. She is driving me up the fcking wall and I am very close to killing her. She does not behave at all with a lack of supervision...well, she behaves even less, I should say. Solidifying my gayness is the fact that I watched The Eyes of Tammy Faye and loved it. To be honest it is pretty fascinating. I ( Read more... )

Fuck contacts. Glasses rock.

I have absolutely no idea how I feel today. I hate that.

It's a good thing that I'm trans. I would fuck every pretty boy that I saw ( Read more... )

Why is Tony Danza in my GQ. Get him out of there!

I'm bored. I seriously finished all my work like an hour ago and now I have to sit her "pretending to work" (I never got that concept...I mean, why?). At any rate, there we have. It's payday and I'm in debt and you know what? I still want a few beers after work. Is there anyone willing to indulge me in such a think?

Oh yeah. And the Academy Awards? Hello anorexia.

African American Trans Conference ( Read more... )

gloeden just came up with the best line ever about being an heroic fuck-up. This really resonates with me.
Of course.