I'm wearing pink today so everyone is being nice to me. I forgot about that wearing pink people being nice thing. I went out to take a book break from work and I passed those PIRG people that I always pass. Usually they say "do you have a minute to talk about racism?" Today though, since I am wearing pink and have an ugly fake diamond earring ( ( Read more... )

Oh my goddd is today dragging. Tick. Tick. Somebody shoot me.

Northwest airlines charged me a dollar for peanuts. I wish I was kidding. Like an airline doesn't have enough money to give peanuts away for free. They're fcking peanuts for christ's sake ( Read more... )

I just opened a bag of Hot Jay's potato chips and they had regular chips inside. Weird. I want my money back.

So that guy that escaped from prison wearing a guard's uniform robbed the bank that I go to. I'm sorry, I love bank robberies. It might not be so fun if I was there but it's the concept.

If one more person says "hot enough for ya" I'm going to knock them upside the head.

My authority problem is rearing its ugly head again. Oh well. Sux for those in authority.

Go titanium glasses! I break my glasses constantly. In fact, I break them more than I lose them and I lose everything. Well, I lose them temporarily of course but that's not the same thing. At any rate, I stepped on my glasses last night with my full body weight and those suckas didn't break. They mangled but they were totally in tact. So I ( Read more... )

Time is runnning out. I have four more days to have Jude Law's baby. Fck. I can do this.

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