Some serious mojo so I've been told.

Now this shit is funny:

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=irule

I'm doing this really creepy thing for work where I'm trying to account for lost study participants. My boss wants me to hunt through the jails. You just go to a website, type in a name and you can find out who is in jail and for what and when they may be released and what tattoos they have and their stats AND what they look like. A frontal mug ( Read more... )

Why is it that people at my workplace steal each other's lunches? ALL THE TIME. I mean, what is this...the second grade? Plus it's just gross. Who wants to chow down on someone else's lunch. There's a bunch of fake adults walking around here.

"It's not tacky it's camp".

No, it's just tacky.

Someone just used the word "expired" to mean died. I hate all the words around "died" that are developed to avoid using "died". I don't understand.

Dear Boss,

Thank you for leaving finally. I will be on my way home promptly.

Love,

Saltjam

I played the Game of Life last night. Anyone remember that from when they were kids? I highly recommend you play it as an adult. It's some serious brainwashing.

My laundry is going to smother me and leave me lying on the floor gasping for breath. Arg.

This day is dragging like no other.
3 more hours. Then I'm going to go home, look at all the laundry I have to do and have a panic attack.