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[saltroseortopaz]

So the other day I was telling Claire + Kay about this thing in NZ, like, a dating service specifically for farmers, what with it being hard out here for a farmer these days. Anyway, Claire was like "...for the sheep?" WHICH NO, BY THE WAY, and I recounted this to my mother, who over the course of an hour came up with something that is insane and

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[mareprocellarum]

i love your mom

[saltroseortopaz]

SHE LOVES YOU TOO PROBABLY

[ironfall]

TO CATCH A FUZZY

[saltroseortopaz]

CHRIS HANSEN WOULD LIKE TO INTRODUCE YOU TO HIS BIG GODDAMN KANGAROO FRAND

[slaarti]

This is an awesome plan. Your mom is A++.

[sirarie]

so i was going to link to a Christmas Kangaroo (don't ask it is somewhat disuturbing (but funny)) video clip (i associate with the oddest things) but then i couldn't find it, so.

i will just give some internet highfives to your mother there. epic. :>

[sirarie]

*disturbing, what is spelling

[littlemiss_aj]

Someone should set this up as a business plan for internet fuckery. Think about every time you've wanted to punch someone through your monitor. But add IP address finding technology, a good transport system and a motherfucking kangaroo.