The evening after meeting Pete dodge at the Irmo High School debate tournament (which happened to be the day after his 18th birthday), he wrote me a song. Have y'all heard of Something Corporate's Punk Rock Princess? Well, he made, "Hebrew Princess"...this one's for you, you catholic rabbi


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Are you feeling hideous? repulsive? overweight? and just down right ugly? Well, there's no need for antidepressents or to save up and buy the beautiful hooker that tells you that you're undoubtly charming as she closes her eyes in disgust and a mere smile comes across her sultry lips when you mention the 500 dollars you will be paying her in cash. ( Read more... )