omg i want to be a rockette

[sam_mendes]

So Kate's here and it's quite strange. At first I was like "Oooh girl, don't EVEN play the sympathy card with me." but you know, she's my favourite person possessing a vagina so of course I was like "Come stay with me and Mmm Night, we'll soothe your tortured pregnant soul

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[j_law]

Of course I'm in, you kissy faced me. :-*

[sam_mendes]

Oh goody! This time I'll make YOU America's Sweetheart, instead of that dodgy Hanks fellow. :-*

[kate__winslet]

Haha oh god, do you realise how badly this could get me killed? Oh well, it was funny anyways. You realise you called Jamie a nutcase and your mood is crazy? ;-) Silly Sam. I have to be honest and tell you I've missed your madness the last few months. Cabaret was excellent, thank you for taking me. You could make a new film if you'd quit making those insurance adverts!

[sam_mendes]

You have an icon of us! Colour me lavendar! Sweetcheeks, I am always crazy, but at least it's in a fun for the whole family sort of way. Jamie, well he's just completely arse bonkers. I'm sorry but those adverts pay well! Next, I'd like to direct Barbra Streisand in the remake of On Golden Pond.

[kate__winslet]

Well, you have one of us, and I have more icons than you, so I figured it was only fair, really. You're fun for the whole family till you and your looover start pawing each other, then it's time for the family to cover their eyes. Darling, I don't think you're that hard up for money! I'm sure you can do anything you put your mind to. You have that Oscar, after all!

[sam_mendes]

Well if that isn't a delectable little declaration of fake love, I don't know what is! It's not pawing, sweetcheeks, it's called strategic placement of hands on lower extremities. That Oscar means nothing. I'd much rather bask in the hotness that is Babs and insurance adverts and let's not forget the Lion King.