OMG SOB

[sam_mendes]

I HATE BROADWAY I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT!! All those "critics" can take thier Tonys and their Great White Way and shove it up their foo-foo little behinds. So since I like don't pay attention to my career because really who has time these days, I did a handy dandy little Google (love the google like I love my MAC Vixen lipstick) search and

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[george_lucas]

It sucks when those no-talent pencil-pushers decide you're yesterday's news. I know. Don't pay any attention to them.

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[sam_mendes]

Thanks so much George, your words really mean a lot to poor lil' me. If you ever want to bring Star Wars to the stage, you know who to call!

[kate__winslet]

Now Sam, don't feel too badly. The same thing happened to Baz Luhrmann, it's not just you. Blame Broadway. Blame New York. But it's absolutely not your fault. Don't forget you always have the insurance adverts to fall back on!

I will be seeing you! I'll be in New York in March. Leave my husband alone though, he hasn't done anything to you lately.

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[sam_mendes]

Oh honeydew, you are so right! But sigh Gypsy. Hehehe am I even doing those insurance adverts I don't even know. Gawd, I need to keep up with my shit.

Fine I will leave your hubby out of my fits of malice but please for the love of god don't bring him along. His aura clashes with my curtains.

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[kate__winslet]

I know, love, Gypsy was brilliant, but everything has its time and place. You had your moment, now you have to move on. I don't know, are you? When we were in New York a few weeks ago I saw one on the telly, I know that.

I won't, I promise. His aura is just fine, have you ever considered that your curtains are too bright?

[j_law]

So have you ever considered directing a pornographic movie before?

[sam_mendes]

OMG see previous comment! :-* Only if you're my leading man!