HEHEHEHEH BOVINE

[sam_mendes]

The Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind actress and her director husband share a slightly bovine quality about the face ...

HI KATE, MY LITTLE SNOOKUMS HONEY PIE! :-*

Jude Law if you keep standing me up, I'm going to throw a pack of year-old sausages through your car window!! I hear Minghella got a journal. It's on, bitch. >:O

Comments

[kate__winslet]

Haha what the hell, we don't look anything alike and we certainly don't look like fucking cows! I think that was a jab at my weight and I'm very offended now. And gross, brother and sister?? Hi baby, how are you :-*

[sam_mendes]

I ALMOST MMM'D INCEST TEE HEE!! I'm writing a strongly worded letter to this website!! YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL, GIRLFRI', I'M THE HORRID ONE! DON'T LISTEN TO THEM AT ALL! :-*

[jlaw]

Cows. Haha my god, that's completely off. It should say you both look like people Jude Law would love to have a threesome with. That describes you both a lot better.

I've been naked and waiting for you for the past ten hours or so. Where on earth are you? I'm going to be forced into Minghella's arms for 'comfort' if you don't hurry it up. Are you trapped in a spandex suit again or something. :\

p.s. you're out of milk, and you need to wash your bed sheets.

[sam_mendes]

WELL WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR THEN?? You look like someone I'd like to make a man sandwich with!!

>:O YOU HAVE TO ALERT ME BEFORE YOU COME OVER! I hope the fire sprinklers didn't go off although you wet and naked on my bed makes up for anything bad heheheheehe yes I'm wearing my spandex bike shorts, cum free me. I WILL SLAUGHTER MINGHELLA!

:-[ my housekeeper quit after she caught me in a naked pretzel shape with the boy scout hired to weed the garden plz excuse the filthy bedsheets and curdled milk!!!!!!!

[jlaw]

And how arousing, I was behind you on that handbag.com feature. Damn that creepy looking couple for coming between us.

[sam_mendes]

hhehehehe behind me indeed my bovine face and your long thin features need to "come" together I'M PRODUCING DEEP THROAT WITH TOM HANKS I HOPE YOU ARE INVOLVED IN THIS IN SOME WAY!

[jlaw]

Yes please. I'm reading their sex tips. Would you like this?
3. Go posh on the outside and slutty on the inside
Teem foxy underwear with something prim on top, like a Maggie Thatcher blouse and a tweed skirt. You'll feel powerful, beautiful and incredibly saucy, and your man will be driven wild when you give him the occasional flash of a gartered leg. Check out the Peek-a-Boo bra (£59) and Orient Silk suspender belt (£69) sold by www.myla.com

I want to feel saucy.

Haha are you! Well since you taught me everything I know on that subject, I definitely should be involved. Follow Chris Rock's advice and hire me to bake cupcakes for the set, if you can't give me an actual part.

[sam_mendes]

OMG I used to always tell my mum Maggie T. was my lesbian fantasy so YES PLEASE! I was peeking at their fetish tips heheheh it reminded me of you, that one time we went scuba diving with Tommy Hanks and well you know hehehehehhehee

• If he wants to dress up in a wetsuit to have sex, don't laugh: a fetish often displays someone's innermost desires. Be respectful and try it

I AM, ISN'T IT EXCITING? You can be my personal Deep Throat :D!!! OMG CUPCAKES!!! Cum to my casting couch asap i'm sure we can work something out!!

[ex_minghella229]

The rumours are true.

[sam_mendes]

I will slay you, Minghella. Jude is MINE.