Found on the packaging for a programmable keyboard

[sambarham]

Important--Read Carefully before Opening.
By breaking the seal on this package you are agreeing that you have indeed broken the seal on this package. If you do not agree to this condition then promptly place this package in an inconspicuous place and claim that you never touched it.

Comments

[mordecai5]

Really? That has a distinct whiff of urban legend about it.

[sambarham]

No, really. The box is sitting on my desk as I type.

[danathompson]

hehehe nice. i think i have a copy of that in my quotes book along with korean knife "warning, keep out of children"

[dailysuppliment]

ok, so i've found out how to change your title
this page
http://www.livejournal.com/support/faqbrowse.bml?faqid=251
says how, but (at least for the style i'm using) it doesn't work for me, can't find it.
however this page:
http://www.livejournal.com/settings/?tag=title
which can be got to from this page
http://www.livejournal.com/settings/
(which i can't find a link for on livejournal.com, which is weird) but there you go, you should be able to change your title now.

[dailysuppliment]

btw, you must be logged in to access
http://www.livejournal.com/settings/

[cannopener]

Hello I love you bye bye