"Difficult times have helped me to understand better than before, how infinitely rich and beautiful life is in every way, and that so many things that one goes worrying about are of no importance whatsoever..."

Anyone who is reading this, will understand it Prolly has something to do with you, This has everything to do with everyone. Lets start at ( Read more... )

Jack's mother threw his magic beans out the window, and a giant beanstalk grew up to the sky. Napolen planted a dragon's teeth and an army sprung up. If I were to plant something in the ground, it would probably be pickles. And the pickles would grow into--oh, I don't know... vending machines. And the vending machines would dispense artificially ( Read more... )

Honestly, whats with these myspace freaks putting all the myspaces on private? How do I know if I wanna be your friend by just your picture? Instead, you rather have me just judge you by your cover, not giving me or anyone else the chance to open your book and see what you are all about. So pushing the matter, I beseech all you private profile ( Read more... )

What happens to the rubber on my shoes? I've had them for a couple months, and all the  tread is gone on them. Where did it go?
The molecules of rubber that have scrape off my shoes with every grazing step are kind of like the people who escaped from the matrix. They become agents unto themselves and are currently banding together in a giant ( Read more... )

I think the CSI: StarWars to go something like: Homicide. Male, 25. Forced choked to death and robbed in his own ship, but there are no finger prints or evidence, not even a few boot prints, or maybe a few finger-shaped bruises on his neck and burn holes or crushed metal on the door. The only logical conclusion was that Vader did it, so we need to ( Read more... )

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DID Archaeopteryx, the first known bird, have four wings? A postgraduate student has found evidence that the bird used its legs to help it fly. If confirmed, it could help resolve the debate on how bird flight evolved.

One theory says that bird flight evolved from gliding down from trees. But the prevailing belief is that it evolved from the ground ( Read more... )

I think the sphinx was inspired by a vision some prophet had. He must have looked into the future and seen people sitting around hunched over laptops. See, take a look. Tell me what you think.

Enigmatically, 
Skipp


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The dating hiatus is over. Hibiscus? Chrysalis? It's weird to think of it in that way: perhaps I've pupated finally. My new decision about what the first few dates with a girl should mean is this: I like having fun with you, but that doesn't mean I'm looking for a relationship with you. This has several beneficial effects. 1) I no longer disqualify ( Read more... )

Spring apparently slept in today, allowing winter to rush back into Utah valley leaving probably three to four inches of wet, wet, slushy snow in its wake. This is symptomatic of the greatest threat we face from industrialization: the ever-decreasing number of roosters in most urban areas. Since roosters are nature's alarm clock, there's a danger ( Read more... )