http://idlewords.com/2012/09/no_evidence_of_disease.htm

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johnny cash really
did have
exceptionally long
legs.

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I keep a pad of paper next to my bed and occasionally write down the things I hear when drifting off to sleep. Here is one sheet ( Read more... )

Eat my mother giblets from your suck.

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according to my to-do lists, i got 267 things done last year.

how does it feel like I just treaded water?