HAPPY MOTHERFUCKING NEW YEARS!

[samfnjackson]

WELL, TWO-THOUSAND-MOTHERFUCKING-SIX HAS COME TO AN END!  SAMMY WISHES ALL OF HIS FANS A GREAT GODDAMN YEAR!  I KNOW I'M A FEW DAYS LATE, BUT AFTER DRINKING A FEW BATHTUBS FULL OF SAMMY -SAUCE -- A 2-1 MIXTURE OF CARBONIC ACID AND POLAR BEAR BLOOD -- I PULLED AN INCREDIBLE HULK AND LEVELED HALF OF DOWNTOWN LOS ANGELES (YOU MAY HAVE READ ABOUT IT IN

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[allagainst]

HAVE A GREAT MOTHERFUCKING YEAR, SAMMY!

[samfnjackson]

YEAH!

I PLAN ON BECOMING EMPEROR OF AMERO-EURASIA THIS YEAR! THEN COMES THE WAVES OF DEATH FOR MY ENEMIES!

YEAH, MOTHERFUCKERS!