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sammaye

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Apr 01, 2005 20:03

dad: i'm feeling rather estranged from you. like, maybe we should go play football or fishing or something.

i don't get it?

Comments 9

you update so much now! purplecheese159 April 2 2005, 01:27:41 UTC

DON'T HURT THE LITTLE FISHIES

little sheep boy roarymullmann April 2 2005, 01:51:55 UTC

Dear Poonany Man,

first of all let me just say 'woa.'
secondly, your dad is ridiculous.
thirdly, he just wants to be your friend.
fourthly, he is trying to spend some time with you, which is good, so maybe just to humor him go out and play with him.
fifthly, perhaps, instead of killing animals and playing a stupid game, maybe you should build a sandcastle with him. Sandcastles are pretty. like your hairy legs.

Re: little sheep boy sammaye April 2 2005, 04:12:12 UTC

my stomach hurts now
i think they were OLD (like the people who sent them to you...)

Re: little sheep boy roarymullmann April 3 2005, 15:34:56 UTC

maybe you just ate too much...

blownfuses April 2 2005, 03:53:20 UTC

i think he wants you to go biking with him. and you should do it! but only if you get to wear spandex and flashing lights.

its an opportunity! maskedlunacy April 2 2005, 12:53:12 UTC

in disguise of course. you now have an excuse to by a football uniform and thigh high wading boots. everyone should have those. they're useful. you know,just in case.

Re: its an opportunity! sammaye April 2 2005, 13:32:31 UTC

how could i have been so oblivious?

and dress up is my favorite game!
(the thigh highs will be quite perfect for our rapists reign over the cellblock)

shayshayrose3 April 2 2005, 19:01:56 UTC

you don't have anything in there that paris hilton wouldn't, do you?

col_tempo April 2 2005, 23:57:30 UTC

ha! that night...i'm sure more people would have showed up at One Book One Read in Lincoln had we posted those racy shots around town. Tracy Kidder XXX edition.