P&P&P Info
Pride & Prejudice, a novel about First Impressions...or cowplants...or something.
Originally by Jane Austen. Butchered nearly 200 years later by Moi
Chapter 1 ~ Chapter 2
--Updated when I feel like it introduce new characters--
Mr. Bennet, an evil brain surgeon ... Loki Beaker
Mrs. Bennet, a half-brained plant conversationalist ... Loki Beaker
Jane Bennet, a sweet girl ... Kristen Loste
Lizzy Bennet, a smart girl ... Ophelia Nigmos
Mary Bennet, a something ... WTF
Kitty Bennet, a saucy girl ... Lola Curious
Lydia Bennet, a saucier girl ... Chloe Curious
Mrs. Phillips, sister to Mrs. Bennet ... Erin Beaker
Mr. Gardiner, brother to Mrs. Bennet ... Nobody yet
Mrs. Gardiner, wife to Mr. Gardiner ... Nobody else
Mr. Collins, cousin to Mr. Bennet ... HAHAHA, like I'm gonna tell you now
Sir William Lucas, a pompous old windbag who owned a shop or something ... Daniel Pleasant
Lady Lucas, mute wife ... Mary-Sue Pleasant
Charlotte Lucas, dear friend to Lizzy ... Angela Pleasant
Mariah Lucas, sister to Charlotte ... Lilith Pleasant
Mary King, a nasty freckled thing ... who cares?
Hill, servant to the Bennets ... Remington Harris, transvestite extraordinaire
Colonel Foster, in charge of the regiment ... some guy
Captain Denny, a soldier ... some other guy
Captain Carter, a soldier we have met ... Tank Grunt
Sanderson, another soldier we have met ... Ajay Loner
Mrs. Foster, wife of the Colonel ... I guess she'll show up at some point
Mr. Wickham, a wannabe soldier ... another no way I'm telling you at this point
Mr. Bingley, a nice young man who earns 5000 simoleons a day ... in the last picture
Caroline Bingley, his sister ... also in the last picture
Mrs. Hurst, Mr. Bingley's married sister ... in the last picture
Mr. Hurst, husband to Mrs. Hurst ... see the last picture
Mr. Darcy ... probably in the last picture
Georgianna Darcy, sister to Mr. Darcy ... not in the last picture
Lady Catherine de Burgh, an old hag ... Some old hag
Anne de Burgh, old hag's daughter ... Nein!
The Prince Regent ... Hugh Laurie
Blackadder ... Mr. Bean
Jane Austen ... Chuck Norris. Maybe.
Citizens of Strangetown AKA Extras ... Julien Cooke, Monica Bratford, Erik Swain (the most interesting Sim in the World!), Jessie Pilferson, Frankie J. Worthington, DJ Verse, Jasmine Rai, Tara Katt, and Jennifer Burb for some reason I can't remember (I think she was in the CAS bin)
Jimmy the Cowplant ... himself
Cowplant wrangler ... Rose Greenman, who sucks at her job, obviously ;)