As much as I love the Stones, I think it's time for them to hang up their tight clothes and bow out gracefully.

(more later)

Last night I was walking down broadway when these two girls stopped me.
"Excuse me," one of them said, "do you know where the Heights are?"
"Sure, The Heights is right over there," I replied, pointing at the large blue sign.
"They're on this street?"
"Yes, yes they are."

Oh high school students... The Heights is SO not a plural noun.

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Here are my notes from the State of the Union, expanded slightly so that they make sense to people who are not me ( Read more... )

For those of you who are Scrubs fans, I'd just like to let you know that Robert Maschio AKA The Todd went to Columbia. That made my day yesterday. And if you don't go to Columbia, I will now commence rubbing it in your face, because face-rubbing is not just a weird way to learn people's names.

New Song: A Clean Man (A Sinnin' Man)

Enjoy my homage to the 80s. Also, comments are appreciated... especially if you have a better idea for the title. I'm sorta unhappy with the current one, but I have no idea what to change it to.

SamniteX (5:21:58 PM): You know what would be badass ( Read more... )

Having a song stuck in your head is annoying.
Having two songs stuck in your head at the same time is really annoying.
But when those two songs are "Love will Tear Us Apart" and "Love Will Keep Us Together" you sorta just have to laugh.

So my opinion piece is in the Spec today. Columbia people can read it there, or here. Non-Columbia people could do both as well, but I'd suggest just clicking the link.

Acutally, I'll just put it here and make it easy.

( Stealing Stolen Property )

I didn't really mind when they took Kabbalah, watered it down and started marketing it to celebrities.
I didn't really mind when Britney Spears started wearing a red wristband to protect herself, and used it as a gimmick in one of her videos.
But now they've gone too far. I'm sorry, but... a kabbalah energy drink?!? Please, click the link. You ( Read more... )