How to make a samohyeah
Ingredients:

3 parts intelligence

1 part courage

1 part leadership
Method:
Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Top it off with a sprinkle of lovability and enjoy!

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.comtoday i saw about four people who used to frequent subway on a semi-daily basis.. but the one that took that ( Read more... )

good charlotte got punkd tonight and while they mightve been on the uncompassionate side, according to some, i think joel was hot. you know, cuz when they put the thing on the thing benji shouldo said someTHING. ha joel is funny. shutup. finally an erection from actual physical contact. so im a certified Neuro Linguistic Programer now. and that ( Read more... )

a tragedy, at best

chivelry, loyalty, class, and respect are all things of the past ( Read more... )

id be one slap-happy girl if i ever played fuesball for a living

I never met Mr. von Braunhut. He was a voice on a phone or a word on a page to me, but he managed to change my life in ways I never thought possible. I started the Sea Monkey Worship Page as a lark, as a way to share something with the world that brought me great joy and happiness. I never thought about the man behind the creation until I heard his ( Read more... )

just a dollar for a movie is affordable and enjoyable
and the movies from my sisters room are accessable cept ya gotta be sneakable
finding a new job before friday will be stressful but very needable
mmm
annnnndd updates are too boringable cuz hes too kissabable

i got rejected from stanford

i did a bad bad thing
i couldnt possibly fuck up one more thing today..
thats right. it was a day so bad i came home and
wrote in my livejournal. now thats some true unhappiness.

what i do is my buisness.. and aparently what i dont do- is everyone elses buisness.

happy birthday tonya

Prince Parker the Pizzaman
Rest In Peace, my friend, you are missed.