I could say I was attacked by amazonian women while walking to the bus stop, but people would doubt me.
I could say that I broke my hands in a merri-go-round accident, but I don't hang out on playgrounds these days.
I could say that I've been out of the country for the past two weeks on a antique smuggling run in Persia, but I don't think Persia is a
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