...

[samwise_jr]

...

*snaps out of catatonia, finally free of the feeling of water closing in around him.*

Oh...what's been going on...?

*reads about Mer and Billy*

Urk!!!

OH MY GOD, MOMMY, DADDY, WE HAVE GAMGEE BLOOD AS MUCH AS WE GOT BAGGINS BLOOD, ARE FROEY AND I GONNA HAVE TO DO THAT? ARE WE DOOMED TO DO SICK THINGS LIKE THAT? IS THERE ANY HOPE?

*sob**

Comments

of for fuck's sake.

[frodo_junior]

If you're gonna keep acting like this, I'm gonna go get lunch.

[ex_frodooft]

I'm beginning to think the abortion may have done something odd to you. Apart from kill you.

No, you're Bagginses, understand??? No incest!

Or else I kill you.

Again.

Thank you!!!!

[samwise_jr]

*snapping out of it as Daddy's love washes over me*

Thank you thank you!!! I feel safe and loved now and totally Baggins!

*hugs*

Froey, get me a sandwich!!

Awwww.

[ex_frodooft]

You're Baggins Abortions - don't ever let anyone tell you any different.

No problem, my little ex-cluster of cells that I brutally murdered myself to avoid seeing grow into full term.

I love you :)

*hugs*

See, how can anyone say you're not a Baggins when you order your servile and obese brother around with such ease and skill?

I am proud of you.

Re: Awwww.

[samwise_jr]

*beams*

I learn from you, Dad. I figure you make Mommy so happy ordering him around that I should do the same for Froey.