Comments | samwise_jr: Back, you poor fuckers

samwise_jr

Back, you poor fuckers

Jul 01, 2002 17:23

A battered time machine returns to the spot where it left, but it is now pocked with age and scored with flash burns from weapons. Out of the device steps a figure at once familiar and yet so alien. The innocence and vanity have been shorn from him as one might tear the petals from a rose ( Read more... )

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Is there a convention in town or something?! frodo_junior July 1 2002, 17:33:55 UTC

Checked every mirror, no sign of him, where IS my stupid brother...SSAAAAAMMMMMMYYYYYYm where aaaaare yooouuuu...

*comes pelting around the corner, skids to a halt, stares*

Uh...hi.

*yells over shoulder* MOMDAD!!! Another clone of you just showed up!

Froey!!! samwise_jr July 1 2002, 17:38:27 UTC

Overwhelmed with emotions he had buried in a small grave under a desiccated tree, Samm falls to his knees and hugs his beloeved brother fiercely. The soft patter of his tears fall upon Froey's coat.

My brother...I never thought to look upon you again.

*sniffle*

Take me to our parents. There is much we need to speak of.

Pausing as a shadows crosses his haunted face, Samm looks southeast, towards some point only he and his twisted memories recognize.

o.o frodo_junior July 1 2002, 17:46:43 UTC

...

No. You are NOT Sammy. Sammy is my age, he has BOTH eyes, and HE DOES NOT USE ITALICS!

*is cried on* o.O Stop touching me.

*shakes loose and bolts into Bag End* DADMOM!!! BRING THE FRYING PANNNN!!!

YOUR EYE!!!!! ex_frodooft July 1 2002, 18:10:06 UTC

Uhhhhhhh.

samwisegamgee July 1 2002, 18:21:54 UTC

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Am I sober?

elfwine July 2 2002, 04:28:38 UTC

Oh sweet acid tripping Manwe. Holfast v2

annlarimer July 2 2002, 08:26:06 UTC

At least this one doesn't have a sparking eye.