my leg is still an orange tree.

[samwise_jr]

The Vala don't love me...

On the bright side, it's naked day!!

*pause as Froey pesters me*

Well, Rohan never officially recognized our independence so technically we are still bound to her law.

...

...or something.

Comments

How do I let you talk me into these things

[frodo_junior]

Fine, but I do this under protest

[elanorgamgee]

*sighs*

Oh for Eru's sake.

*prays very nicely and sweetly to the Valar to restore Sammy's leg anyways*