Beef vs Chicken

[sanada_g]

My (mortal) elder brother has  sent me a letter complaining that his wife cooks mostly chicken and seldom beef, proclaiming that the former is more versatile and delicious. He wishes to know if there is a divinely sanctioned preference for one of those meats.

...as far as I know, the gods accept both kinds equally well as offerings.

Comments

[kaminokusaki]

I usually steal beef off of your plate to give as an offering.

He'd complain more if she took my advice and cooked vegetarian three times a week.

(ooc: strikes deleted)

[sanada_g]

I think he might die inside.

[kaminokusaki]

It's not that bad. Maybe she's only cooking lots of chicken because Sasuke is in one of those weird only-eats-certain-types-of-foods phases.

[sanada_g]

That might explain it. At any rate, it's his own problem to solve.

[inappropuri]

Insanity. I'm with your brother on this one, Sanatato. Get the man more beef.

[tezuka_ku]

Are you trying to protect your future chickens?

[inappropuri]

Maybe. I'm planning on dealing with chicken eggs, not carcasses.

[tezuka_ku]

Do you enjoy eggs? The foxes would be happy with them...

[wannaponta]

I prefer sacrificing chicken.

[sanada_g]

Does Dionysus prefer chicken, then?

[wannaponta]

No, I prefer beef.

Though I'd sacrifice vegetables given the option.

[kaminokusaki]

No. Though you can sacrifice all those grapes you hold so dear.

[tezuka_ku]

Perhaps your brother should offer to cook once or twice a week and can use that opportunity to make whatever he'd like to eat.

[kaminokusaki]

Don't be ridiculous.

[tezuka_ku]

Why is it ridiculous? A partner in marriage should be a partner in the kitchen, too.

[kaminokusaki]

He's not allowed in the kitchen.