A Meditation on Salami

[sanamtala]

Tangier than bologna, rounder than ham, exoticker than turkey, salami has never gotten its proper due. Which is sad, considering that salami IS THE GREATEST LUNCHMEAT IN THE WORLD! If I seem a little overenthusiastic, it is perhaps because salami has so many detractors. Why? For starters, the name: salami. It sounds stupid, like a reject from the

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[lumenredundas]

reasons why i love sanam tala sadasgieehahs(sp)

1. HUGE TITTIES
2. exotic tastes
3. funny, yet persuasive, writer
4. apple bottom
5. all things fabulous including all things the smiths and other brit pop
6. have you seen this womans shoe collection
7. both of her parents( seriously they would have to be awesome to make this persian princess)
8. her insatiable love of snorting coke and all things crack based
9. she's "different"
10. she knows peter j woods. you have to awesome to know of the guy let alone say you actually know him.

[lumenredundas]

what, do you have anything to add to this?

[abby_afterall]

so how high were you while writing this entry?

and p.s. if you think salami is underrated spend a week with a jewish family- you will soon realize the jews love salami, kosher style.

[onemanbukkake]

salami is so fucking good.

srsly.

[silvertongue]

i just got in a hard/soft salami argument today.

[arbsie]

You are gross. This is gross. Let's make out.