hahaha NOTE: The previous entry is by Michael Ian Black from McSweeney's, I forgot to note that!

But please, feel free to give me credit! I will in fact challenge myself to write something of similar quality.

Hmm.

Tangier than bologna, rounder than ham, exoticker than turkey, salami has never gotten its proper due. Which is sad, considering that salami IS THE GREATEST LUNCHMEAT IN THE WORLD! If I seem a little overenthusiastic, it is perhaps because salami has so many detractors. Why? For starters, the name: salami. It sounds stupid, like a reject from the ( Read more... )

FIT graduate
Mom at Vogue
Glasses

fuuucckkkkkkkkk

Respond to this & I will do the following:
1. Tell you why I friended you.
2. Associate you with something - fandom, a song, a colour, a photo, etc.
3. Tell you something I like about you.
4. Tell you a memory I have of you.
5. Ask something I've always wanted to know about you.
6. Tell you my favorite user pic of yours.

Why is life so fucking weird ( Read more... )

I find myself looking at things extremely differently lately. My desire to go out has decreased by 75%. For years I felt stifled at home, I felt that it was a waste of a day if I didn't go out and do something social. Now I usually find it to be bothersome to have to get up and leave my apartment. Even on nights when I have something really ( Read more... )

basically I want to shoot myself because I am literally three points off of the needed lsat score for Pre-Law Scholars. Seriously. That is some fucking bullshit, that test is bullshit ( Read more... )

hahahahahahaha ( Read more... )

Using internet at Dustin/Kyle/Kevan's. Anywyas. School is good. Awesome to see Kaitlin, Chris, Benjamina, Mego, Eileen, Alison...and that's it essentially. Others too, but yeh ( Read more... )

My bike got stolen. That's super awesome.

I've learned my lesson. In more ways than one.