Lawdy me. I feel the vapors a-coming.

[sanderpoo]

The Bad
- Only 3 weeks left to finish my Honors Project.
- Only 3 weeks left to start to actually understand Chemistry
- Need to loose another 10 pounds before I graduate
- Have a group project in my Chemistry class (group projects are the absolute worst part of college)
- Have a big ass assignment in my Estimating class
- Am constantly swamped with

Comments

Take me to the fainting room!

[ascent_of_eron]

I find this pros v. cons style of entry interesting. It doesn't really illicit in me a desire to comment though. It has more of a "Huh. So that's what you use asparagus for... I had no idea.." sort of affect.

I feel a little like I am reading headlines. You should do an entry like that- all fake newspaper headlines:

"GIRL DISCOVERS SECRET OF ANGRY BITCH WIFE/DECENT GUY CONUNDRUM see L3"

L3"
"...they have really tight pussies" remarked Cassandra in our hard-hitting interview. We found that Miss Lincoln has done extensive research on the subject. In '95 she actually posed as a straight man named Juarez McGee and married a skinny cunt named Vicky Slutinstein. The marriage lasted an astounding three years- when asked why Miss Lincoln said: "I fell into the same trap! Her pussy was so tight! IT ATE MY BRAIN!"

Next week: Brain Eating Pussy From Mars

Re: Take me to the fainting room!

[sanderpoo]

THIS HAS MADE ME LAUGH. WELL PLAYED MR. BOOTH. WELL PLAYED.