Something about this makes me so happy deep down inside. Like, my aorta is smiling.

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Today I went to a funeral.  I've been in a funky ass mood ever since and feel like yelling at someone.  I don't know what the hell my problem is.

The only thing I know for sure is that it sucks being the boss.

You know what rinses the sound of Miley Cyrus right out of your ears?

Raphael Saadiq.

If that doesn't do it for you, check this one out.  My weird little heart just wants to burst from happiness when I watch it.

So, last night I woke up out of a dead sleep around 2:30 am, went down stairs, and puked up my entire dinner. It was absolutely vile. Long John Silver's tastes exactly the same coming up as it does going down.

The dog is a shitty nurse maid.

In other news, I've got it bad and that ain't good.

So, I looked on my computer for some good love songs for Valentine's Day and was unsurprised to find that most of them were moody and not really full of love.  Some are so good though, I can't not share them.

Here you go, songs loosely related to love that I love:

Kings of Leon - I want you
I bought the Only by the Night album and was surprised by ( Read more... )

Times I've felt like an entire toolshed* this week: approx. 1 million ( Read more... )

I don't know about you guys, but there are certain foods that evoke very strong memories in me.  I'd venture a guess that blackberries are the food that has the most memories attached to it ( Read more... )

Dear Self ( Read more... )

<3<3 Tax Returns <3 <3

I've got $2,955 coming my way. That is kind of like having a months pay magically come to my bank account without actually having to work. I love getting money back on taxes.

Also, quote of the day:

"Even at a 1% we-pissed-you-off rate, that is a ton of people I have to apologize to."  - PR guy from the VA Hospital

Dudes, yourfonts.com has a free thingy that turns your handwritting into a font.  I'm so freaking excited by this. (This is kind of glee that is also brought on by news stories of pirate attacks.)

Check it:


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