You know, I always thought it was crazy superstition that a menstruating woman could curdle milk.  This morning though, I took a whiff of the milk in my fridge and holy shit.

Every time I get my period, I have a moment where I think "Ooh! The last week now makes so much more sense."  For reals, how dumb do you have to be to not be able to recognize PMS.

I really am a completely ridiculous person.

Depression is a sneaking thing.  It seems like I never realize that I'm so not happy until something makes me happy for a little bit.  Then it all becomes so clear that for the past however many months, I haven't laughed.  Really laughed, that laugh where you forget everything else and a day or so later you think back on it and smile. It is the ( Read more... )

Tell you what, working for this sappy ass company is making me soft. Seriously, I'm the biggest tightass ever, who would expect me to make a charitable sort of donation ( Read more... )

I have a mild dislike of Barnes and Noble because I can never find a damn thing in the stupid store. This dislike is always tempered by a distinct love of their employees. Tonight, I was trying to find The Sandman and couldn't for the life of me find where all the comic books were ( Read more... )

I bought a new TV tonight and I'm totally frightened by how easy it was.  I walked into the store, glanced around at them, talked to a sales guy for about half a second and then said, "I want this one".  Sales guy then checked out my boobs, set me up for free delivery*, and I walked out of the store hundreds of dollars poorer ( Read more... )

I just realized that I've spent the last hour and a half bumming around the house while thinking of nothing but work.

Jesus, I need to get more involved in a hobby or something.

Cassandra: i don't kow, i doubt us getting hitched would ever happen
it is kind of a strange relationship
....like all of my other relationships with boys

Eddie: well, he's kind of a strange boy
as you are kind of a strange girl

Cassandra: this is true

Eddie: and I am a strange form of intelligent cheese

Also, I hate it when jokes have kind ( Read more... )

Either my neighbors are cooking cabbage, or they have all collectively farted to death.

God, I hope it is the cabbage.

So, my big brother got engaged at the begining of this month.  I'm totally excited because his girlfriend is pretty freaking awesome ( Read more... )