Note to self ( Read more... )

This morning, I woke up and instantly felt super well rested. It was great. Then I looked at the clock and saw it was 8:00 am ( Read more... )

My day ( Read more... )

Alright, so I've got some gaps in my movie knowledge.  Recently I've been trying to fill them in, starting at the begining of the alphabet. (Kinda.)

So here are some of what I like to call:  Cassandra's Suck-it Tolstoy Movie Reviews

Die Hard
Best Christmas movie I've ever seen. Expect me to say Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker in casual conversation from ( Read more... )

Lately I feel like I've been chomping at the bit, but I'm not sure what I'm so anxious for.  It just feels like there is electricity running under my skin. I'm ready for something that will change the pace of things in my life.  Something to come around and wake me up and remind me how human I am ( Read more... )

I'm home. The trip was alright. I'm sick of my family. Next year I think I'll just take off for a couple weeks and go overseas for the holidays ( Read more... )

Your guys' imps came in the mail today. I popped them all open and gave them a whiff.

I think I was off the mark on the Snake Oil and De Sade.  Embalming Fluid smells great.  (To my nose at least.)

Also, they sent extras again this time. I ordered 12 imps and received 16. Maybe they felt guilty for it taking so long.

Did you guys know that you can buy vibrators way cheaper on Amazon than at Priscilla's?

I imagine you've end up paying the difference in shipping, but still $16 is hella cheap for that Doc Johnson #75.

Next Christmas I'm totally getting everyone sex toys.

I just can't help myself, I'm feeling like an animal. Now here's my scandal ( Read more... )

Today ( Read more... )