A much better zen koan:

[sandersrocksit]

Two monks were arguing about whether their train was moving. One said:

"Our train is moving."

The other said: "The train on the tracks next to us is moving."

The sixth patriarch happened to be walking down the aisle. He asked them: "Would I look good in short shorts?"

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I am reminded:

[stephen_strange]

Pardon me: what time does Zurich arrive at this train?

-Einstein, explaining his theory of special relativity to a housewife

[nthelizard]

I bet Greg does! >>

[sandersrocksit]

EW, JP XD

[lust_for_life]

..........WHAT

[sandersrocksit]

... OOPS HAHA I MEAN NOVAK OF COURSE

[fervens_deus]

*smirks* Who likes short shorts?

[aeon_phoenix]

We like shorts shorts! *grins*

[fervens_deus]

Yes, we do.

Except on scientists. Because they do /not/ all have nice legs.

[h_hollister]

Sewwiouswy, PomPom, you'we weiwd.

[spinsaweb]

Yeah. Is it the butt that matters, or the legs?