things here are okay, i guess. really really really really boring. being outside my cage isn’t even exciting anymore, because most of the day mommy lets me run around, and half the time she isn’t there. it’s a good thing i have no short-term memory, or else it’d probably seem like even longer. she got soooooooooo mad at me the other day because she ( Read more... )

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well, i'm all settled into the brown-haired mommy's house ( Read more... )

Yesterday there were new and strange people in the room! I was a very good bunny and didn't pee on them once! (That's because I'm saving it up for later for blonde mommy. Boy do I love pissing on her ( Read more... )

Things here are pretty good. My butt is much better, thanks for asking. I think it's cuz of that weird stuff from the vet. Now my light-haired mommy puts it on there while the brown-haired one holds me. Today I did a good job of drooling on brown-haired mommy while rearranging her collar. I'm so considerate and nice to do things like help people ( Read more... )

OK... so the vet wasn't what I thought it was. It was ANYTHING BUT UNLIMITED BANANAS ( Read more... )

There is a weird red thing coming from my butt. Yes, it's gross but it doesn't bleed (anymore). Tomorrow I'm going to something called a "vet." I don’t really know what a vet is but I certainly hope "vet" means "wonderful land of unlimited bananas ( Read more... )

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The blonde mommy seems to have disappeared. It's good because there is no "death from above", yet I have not gotten any fruit the past couple of days. I think my brown-haired mommy keeps forgetting or something. But she did clean my cage, which was getting really stinky. I should change my name to Stinky Bun Bun ( Read more... )

I'm feeling much better today. My mommy gave me a pear, and I ate an entire half. Boy I'm a fat ass. After that I pooed a whole bunch in the corner. I didn't eat it though... cause I already ate the pear ( Read more... )