so, not much has been going on lately. the humans keep disappearing for hours on end, so i don't get nearly as much out time as normal. i guess in a couple of days i'm going to be shoved back into a box and driven back to that place where brown-haired mommy lives. frodo is going with blonde-mommy to live in a barn, which seems so cool. he'll be ( Read more... )

they think that putting two pieces of duct tape on my water bottle will keep me from taking it down. those fools! i have a top-secret method, which i call "hitting bottle with bowl". then they'll see i'm no bunny to mess with! that'll show them for putting me in the rubbermaid cage! ahahahaha ( Read more... )

buk buk buk buk buk.

*growl*

BITE!

so things are going a bit better. i've decided that maybe i wasn't raped, since i wanted to hump, and seduced him with my many charms. bunny got back! in related news, i've realized that i have no neck. this doesn't bother me, though ( Read more... )

i've been raped!

*whimper*

I'm back with both mommies now, in a whole new room with all new things to smell and chew on! And more things the mommies forbid me from jumping upon, like a weird papasan chair that doesn't have a stand. The mommies don't let me into their forbidden closets of mystery, so I am enacting Operation Get In Closet (GIT). When they open the closet ( Read more... )

1.Which do you like better: carrots, pear, or banana? Pear. No, wait. Banana. No. Pear. No, banana. Yes, banana.

2.What do you do all day when you sit behind the couch? I sit and plot my ways of taking over this new home and making it all mine!

3.What possess you to bite your mommies? Fun. It's all for fun. And sharpening my teeth of course, but ( Read more... )

i no longer dislike butch mommy. and i'm noticing that she's not a mommy after all. she's not like the other mommies. she's . . . not a mommy at all darn it. but i like her now ( Read more... )

i don't like butch mommy. she's always putting me back in my cage or holding me funny. she's only good when she gives me banana or carrot to eat. i growled at her a few times yesterday. she didn't like it ( Read more... )

Dark-haired mommy brought me to another new home. Only this time she left and just hasn't come back at all. It's been at least two days ( Read more... )