You know, being single is fun until you decide you no longer wish to be single. At what point did it become fashionable for a women in her 20's to be twice divorced with two children? This just goes to show women for the most part have the combined intelligence of a grapefruit mating with a pile of bricks. I'd be disturbed if it wasn't so ( Read more... )

For those of you who read my blog often, you know me as a godless republican who supports our dear president G.W. Bush.

With that said, Iaughed so hard I cried.

"Dear Mr. President,
May God have mercy on your soul.

A Child Left Behind

Chicago"

Enjoy you godless heathens.

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See, thats who I want to be, some dude with a cool apartment, too much money on his hands, and nothing but people standing in line that I can dole out wisdom to.

You know, like some giant balcony on a second story, with people standing in a crowd out in the street, and once in a while i'd stick my head out to shout something inspired, then go back ( Read more... )

Is the pen really mightier then the sword?

It would seem to me, this too often used saying is altruistic nonsense, said by those thinking they can change the world with some well phrased bumper sticker slogan.

In reality, the pen is only mightier then the sword when the sword is the size of a pen, and the pen itself is very sharp. The likelihood of ( Read more... )

Eddie Murphy and Shia Labeouf have been lined up to star in the next Batman movie, according to reports.

The Beverly Hills Cop actor will star as The Riddler and Labeouf will play the caped crusader's sidekick Robin in the next instalment, tentatively titled Gotham.

Actress Rachel Weisz is reportedly in the frame to play Catwoman. Christian Bale will ( Read more... )

Cigars are indispensable if one has nothing to kiss - Sigmund Freud

Apart from sticking to my lungs like a bug against a windshield, I find tobacco unique in its ability to draw out stress with each exhilarating exhale. Of course the fact that my brain is slowly asphyxiating while I smoke might have something to do with that.

Even though the election was a while ago, i've been meaning to get something off my chest. I was appalled at how little my students knew about their chosen political parties. I don't care if you supported Obama, Caribou Barbie, or the Abominable Snowman, just as long as you could justified your choice through reasonable discourse, and from an ( Read more... )

The Life Experience Test
Overall, you have partaken in 109 out of 169 possible life experiences.
Your average life experience score is therefore 64%.

The average score is 51%, making your experiences more than 84% of the people who have taken this test.
The average for your age group (26-35) is 53%.

Broken down by category:
Art: 8/17 (47%)

Career ( Read more... )

I tried... I really tried... but I just can't bring myself to like Sweeney Todd. People have been raving about it for months upon months... Like its a slice of toast buttered with sex and vanilla frosting on top! Yet here I sit 30 minutes into this steaming pile of horrible singing and acting ( Read more... )

Just wondering, but do you ever look over your friends page and wonder just who the hell most of these people are, how in the world they ended up on your friends list, and just exactly why you would remotely care how the chocolate muffin they just ate tasted?