1 ☭ PHONE

[sandviching]

phone) [When you pick up the phone you'll hear a sigh of frustration very, very loudly. A few seconds later, the voice speaks again.] Who touched my gun? Will pay dearly for it. Sasha is precious! Cannot be handled by babies. This is not place for mission. Is town full of people. You tell me where Sasha is now!

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[wingsaflutter]

[Have a frightened 'meep' at the other end of the line]

[sandviching]

Speak up, baby! Cannot hear your little baby voice.

[wingsaflutter]

I-I'm not a baby.

[sandviching]

Then why you sound like one?

[bye_to_yer_head]

*Holy hell someone touched Sasha. They're all going to die. Sniper didn't even know Heavy was here, and now .. fuck fuck fuck.*

Heya big guy. You sure someone was stupid enough t' go an' touch yer gun?

1/2

[sandviching]

You are smart. More should be like you. [He doesn't realize who that voice is right away due to his anger. JUST GIVE HIM TIME BRO.]

[sandviching]

But prove you not have Sasha! Could be lying. Could be trick.

[bye_to_yer_head]

Now now, what use would I 'ave fer your gun? 'Sides, pretty sure I couldn't pick it up if I wanted to.

*Did you bet it in poker again?*

[gotyourbones]

[It's going to be Medic to the rescue again, isn't it?]

Zhere is nobody on zhe phones who can return Sasha to you, I'm afraid.

1/??? hits the e button forever

[sandviching]

I will use fists and make them return Sasha!

NEVER MIND FINISHED

[sandviching]

[Oh... now after that outburst he knows that voice.]!

Doktor! Explain what happen here.

LMAO

[gotyourbones]

[Yep, it is! It's Heavy though so it's less annoying. Slightly.]

It is a long story.

...Actually, no it is not. Vhe have all been kidnapped und our belongings have been taken. Escape is closed off und not everyone is from Earth. Some people are mindless und zhose vones are called drones. No one knows zhe reason vhe are here yet.

You are BLU, yes?

[It's hardly a question, it's just a confirmation of something Medic has decided already.]

[freakinblur]

[Wow, really? Soon everyone from home will be back in town.] No Sasha here, pally.

[sandviching]

[Oh that voice... oh that accent!]

Little baseball boy, you grow up in America, da? You tell me where this is and who I have to punch to make Sasha come back.

[freakinblur]

Pfft, it wasn't in any place like this, ya know. This is Mayfield, 'n' ya can punch everyone ten times if ya want, ya ain't Sasha back. Not yetm anyway.

[sandviching]

Will punch twenty times if ten times do not work. Since Scout here first, tell me how you know these things.

[sandviching]

[He speaks slowly and sternly.] You have one hour to bring her to Villiams Road.

[sandviching]

Then you dead!