My cat, Smokey, is perpetually in the moment, free of ambition,and regret. Lacking emotional trappings there is no incentive for him to change habits for the purpose of positive personal growth. For this reason I've chosen to invent (and accept as fact) a reason why I should not find fault in his shitting on the floor adjacent (leftwise) to his ( Read more... )

Rules: Go to Google and type in quotation marks your name and then "likes to" (ex. "Steve likes to ( Read more... )

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I had a dream the other night. Now, normally I don't express my dreams when I have them because, well, think about it, when was the last time someone told you about their dream and it was actually interesting? Maybe this will be the first occasion in a while for you, but maybe not. Either way, indulge me. What made it interesting (ok, to me ( Read more... )

I am officially burnt out on sports for the year, and the time has come where I go into sports hibernation until Football kicks off again. How do I know why ( Read more... )

From the Guinness book of world records 2008:

"In 1985, Mr. Potato Head received four postal votes in the mayoral election in Boise, Idaho. However, he failed to win the election which is a good thing, as Mr. Potato Head is a toy manufactured by Hasbro."

Thanks for the clarification Guinness.

The other guy on the abbey Road cover died.

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Eli Manning is in the playoffs and Peyton Manning isn't!


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YEAR IN REVIEW ( Read more... )